Herb (hardyharhar) wrote,
Herb
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punned it maharaj

According to the Annals of Internal Medicine, there is a rash of nasty new staph infections rampaging the SF gay community.  Researcher Mr. Diep at UCSF says the best way to avoid it is to scrub your staff with soap and water.

Meanwhile, due to a shortage of Brazilian cows' intenstines, a sausage shortage looms on the horizon in Switzerland which threatens to upset soccer fans this summer.  Globalization and its discontents, indeed...

There is, however, good news for freegans.

I am so immature and willing to do fuck-all to procrastinate. 
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